Angry Blowjob Face

Written on September 16th, 2011 by Edward

Driving home from Practice the other night, Some asshole ended up behind me in the turn lane, to turn onto Harrison. So I’m sitting there, theres tons of traffic coming, and this asshole decides I’m not turning quick enough. Despite there not even being an opening to do so. So he apparently decided it would be best to lay on his horn, and then begin thrashing about in his car, making sure everyone around knew that he was infact a big dumb dick.
So, I figure one good turn deserves another. So I sat there, put my car in park, and waited until the light turned red. So that we’d both get to enjoy watching traffic, through the entire light cycle. This seemed to piss off Asshole even more, which was totally my intention. So yeah.

Anyways, when the turn light finally turned green again. I turned, as is standard proceedure. So then asshole gets next to me, and begins yelling at me and thrashing his arms about in his car. Keep in mind his windows are fully up. So I couldn’t hear anything he was saying. He was basically just yelling to hear himself yell.
He stayed next to me for a bit, so I looked over at him, and made the “Angry Blow Job” face. For those that don’t know, the “Angry Blow Job” face, is when you are basically sucking an imaginary dick. But look pissed about it. Like you’re threatening someone, by sucking an air cock.
So the Asshole see’s this, and immediately stops freaking out, just looks confused…and Drives away rather quickly. Which is totally the point of the “angry blow job” face. To confuse dick heads that get angry about being in their car too long.

So he ends up infront of me at the next stop light. I started thinking how great it would be to get next to him at the next light, and just make the face at him the entire time. But I never got the chance to get next to him again. Everytime I’d start to get close, he’d speed up. Like he was trying to avoid me or something.
The entire drive home this asshole was right infront of me. Driving like he was trying to outrun his own homosexual thoughts. I mean, had I been intentionally following him, it would have been a bit scary, and creepy. But I wasn’t. He just happened to be going the same way I was going, I knew this. But he didn’t.
So while I dunno for sure…I really hope that the entire drive, he was freaking out. Terrified that I was gonna follow him home, and forcefully suck his cock in his drive way, while he cried and screamed, infront of his wife and kids.

I mean, maybe he didn’t even realize I was behind him…Who knows? But with just a bit of luck, he ended up totally terrified of having his cock sucked against his wishes. An maybe, just maybe…he won’t act like such a big dick head, while driving around anymore.

— Edward

One Response to "Angry Blowjob Face"

  1. Myana Sky Walker says:

    You would be one to do this. Haha I love you guys. You just made my day. :)

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